The Water Tower Convention of 1973

Saarang 2009. It was a cultural fest of epic proportions. Some say it was because Opeth came and played. But we know the true reason. The Random Shit Stall was born. On one fateful Saarang night, a combination of fun, fatigue, and lime mint coolers sent Lolli and MG on a trip so high, it put booze to shame. Aarathi, Deb, and Vaa were unfortunate enough to witness their trip.

Hit-the-bottle-with-the-bottle came to an abrupt stop after an unsuspecting lady’s, well, legs (as MG likes to think) fell victim to the game. Conversation then took a more serious turn, moving on to the matters of the Water Tower Convention of 1973. The Water Tower Convention of 1973 was a convention held in 1973 on top of the water tower of the class of 1974. Impossible, you say? Ha! Nothing is impossible for the RSS! Ehem… anyway, the main agenda of the convention was to discuss the substitution of brains with kidneys. No, we do not mean replacing your brain with a kidney (duh), but merely referring to the pink, squishy, quite intelligent organ in your head by another name. Other notable achievements of the convention include the replacement of bottles with pencils.

Further discussions between MG and Lolli led to the brilliant idea of starting a stall. “But what do we sell?” asked Lolli. “How about random shit? There’s enough of it lying around,” suggested Aarathi. “Brilliant!” yelled MG and Lolli, in unison, as they usually do. And so, (as I’ve already said) the Random Shit Stall was born. The RSS doesn’t physically exist. We don’t actually sell stuff. Don’t go googling us, trying to order things off the net. However, what we DO do is trip about random shit. Go figure. Whenever a trip is too trippy, it qualifies to be a part of the RSS, and is displayed as one of the members’ status messages.

Well, now you know what we do. May the trip be with you.

7 Responses to “The Water Tower Convention of 1973”

  1. Mistressofprocrastination Says:

    Tsk tsk, so many corrections need to be made.
    Vaa was with us, and I made the Random Shit remark.
    But I like the ‘may the trip be with you’. We should all sign off with it. 😀

  2. i have finally seen the blog!! 🙂 \m/
    and yes, i was also a witness to their trip!! don’t leave me out!
    was size there too?

  3. tambrahm..NOT Says:

    tam brahms!!

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